Woo Girls Need Not Attend

The horrors of the infamous woo girl. You know who I mean. That girl or group of girls you run into at any and all festivals and events who parties like a rock star and expresses their joy through the continuous, high-pitched shouting of, “woo!” They got a new pour of wine, “woo!” They found the line for the bathroom, “woo!” A food truck that sells nothing but grilled cheese sandwiches, “woo!” They have elbows, “woo!” Okay, that last one, though it is a Friend’s reference, is a bit bitchy, but you get my point. These ladies and their nails on the chalkboard style shrieking, along with the stumbling and toppling drunks, mile-long lines for both food vendors and bathrooms, and the rude people who feel as if they are the most important person in the world and express this by line cutting or taking up the pourer’s time with endless demands and questions as the number of people waiting behind them grows a...